There's some mistake, I'm not a member of the Columbian Record Club

The girl with the gift of the gab would like to know: if she was to shoot herself in the foot, could it prevent her from putting it in her mouth?

A golden opportunity presents, yet honesty prevails. I cannot step forward under false pretenses.

Title is a quote from the film "A Serious Man"

Let me enlighten you; this is the way I pray

It matters not what we don't have in common, for it's the music that binds us together.
Title lyrics taken from The Disturbed - Prayer